I want to walk on stilts...naked
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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