I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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