Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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