the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just tell him i said nine months
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
birth control should be required to get into college
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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