piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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