I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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