Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
