I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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