Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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