That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
