Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
