i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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