so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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