I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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