So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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