im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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