It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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