I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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