this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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