im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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