I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i will never coherently bang her
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
What a dumb baby whore.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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