I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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