A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think people are normalizing furries
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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