dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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