Duck Duck Cougar?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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