Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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