Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I just found a bag of teeth...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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