we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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