No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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