i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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