I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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