found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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