dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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