i don't like sucking hair
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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