um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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