PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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