Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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