so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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