"it" just moved
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
