What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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