North Korea, Best Korea!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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