The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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