do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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