Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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