Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it was like eating out sand paper
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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