They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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