also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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