I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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