I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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