508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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