I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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