How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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