I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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