Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We named our party play list daddy issues
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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