I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
