Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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