I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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