I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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